We said there would only be a trilogy of Mr John’s delightfully dreadful video reviews, but as an inevitable sequel follows every Fast & Furious movie so to does our fascination with Mr John’s world of automobilia. This time he’s reviewing the VW UP! nice little car. But not in Mr John’s unintentionally off-putting world.

This video review is full of cringe-making, stomach-turning comments, we’re not picking on the guy we’re just doing our civic duty. But at least he’s trying, I mean what are we doing! eh!? NADA!

As Mr John Says in forced amazement “non-electric window winders!”. Anyway, we’ll leave you with a few of the comments from YouTube:

jay jay 1 year ago A big “Thank You” for trying a “base” version ! At least someone with guts !!!

TherymasterWidnes 5 months ago Are we honestly meant to take this bloke seriously? He wouldn’t look out of place on an Operation Yewtree mug shot!

JR R 1 year ago Good review but what a horrible little shit box. Looks like a mini mobility vehicle only fit for blue rinse. Definately not in the same league as Fiat 500 etc…

hold the chicken 1 year ago Bet he’s got drugs stashed in the hat

2022 Update:

Unfortunately, the new proprietors of Honest John removed the video. Trust me when I say this, it was like watching the Stephen King movie IT.