This is the Jaguar F-Pace SUV… Its an SUV made by Jaguar and based on a Land Rover. The Jaguar F-Pace is a luxury compact SUV… and its an SUV… were very sad… 🙁  because we have got column space to fill and have nothing good to say about Jaguar or the F-Pace. We could pretend to be enthused by the F-Pace but we are very sad 🙁 because we think Jaguar is like a cup of Tea made in Yorkshire. Yes in the UK there is brand of tea called Yorkshire Tea. Yorkshire is a region in the North of England whose inhabitants are very direct, take no-nonsense, eat butter for breakfast, lunch and dinner and play a lot of Cricket. It’s quite a bizarre to label a brand of Tea as “Yorkshire Tea” considering the actual tea has been grown, hand-picked and is a produce of India. And also Sri Lanka and Kenya. What Yorkshire Tea is saying is that drinking tea is a British institution and this particular brand of tea is trying wipe all links to India by imposing the British culture over it. Yorkshire Tea will always be 100 percent British because the power of marketing, the power to repeat the message until it becomes ingrained into the psyche is a omnipotent sales tool. And we the people of Britain will always believe that Yorkshire Tea is 100 percent Yorkshire. Because it isn’t. In a similar vein Jaguar are also denying their Indian heritage for the success of both Jaguar and Land Rover are enjoying right now is all down to Indian corporate investment. What did Ford ever do when they owned Jaguar… eh? They gave us the X-Type. How ironic then that a third world nation a growing superpower is able shame the Brits and the Yanks. But Anglo-Saxon Jaguar don’t want you the buying public ever to know they were rescued by a tea growing, third world developing nation. Jaguar don’t want to alienate their Anglo-Saxon heritage. This snotty nosed approach is exactly what’s wrong with Jaguar and the F-Pace. One day Jaguar will begin the process of embracing their ‘inferior’ saviours and end the ‘Yorkshire Tea’ marketing and PR campaign. The new F-Pace is priced from £35,000 for entry level models with standard 2WD and the 180bhp, 4-cylinder turbo diesel engine. Top level specs will be powered by a Land Rover sourced 3.-0-litre V6 Turbodiesel… And we can’t be bothered to fill you in with the specs just head on over to your dealership for more info or use www.