It’s Monday, we’ve been out of the office for most of last week, but if you leave a message we’ll get back to you upon our return. The problem for us is no one ever calls and the stray cat is the only visitor we have, it’s not a visit more so an excuse to use our dilapidated offices as a cat latrine.

But as we write innocuous nonsense just to fill up column space for the sake of trying to make this particular page readable to google bots something sinister is sweeping the world.

You may have heard of the Killer Clown craze that initially started somewhere in jerk water USA and has now rolled out to territories worldwide.

The Killer Clown is most often a loser who reckons dressing up as a clown and wondering around at night or daytime will scare people.

What it were an African American or Hispanic just simply walking around doing the same ‘Killer Clown’ thing? then most likely they would be shot.

Isn’t it odd that a Killer Clown with all the makeup applied can go around scaring people, for presumably fun, and get away with. Minorities in America do not enjoy this luxury.

Anyway, we have used up as much column space as we can and as usual gone off-topic. We should have said something like watch this creepy video of a ‘Killer Clown’ free-riding on the back of a bus.

And you might be wondering why we often use the phrase ‘jerk water USA’ we got it from Rambo First Blood.