https://youtu.be/iLQo8u7l9l4 All over the interweb you will find ‘fail’ videos of people falling, tumbling, sliding, rolling, hitting, slapping, jumping. You will also find ISIS videos though we really don’t know how anyone with a sane mind would actually want to watch a beheading let alone search specifically for those sickening videos. We live in the real world, not Aleppo, and the real world is just as fraught with danger as ISIS is a danger to the Middle East or President elect Donald J Trump is a danger to the world. Street drifting is a new growing clear and present danger across the globe due in part to the rise of social media and video uploading sites such as YouTube. How can this global threat be defeated? Analysts believe the street drifting threat will be around for many decades ahead. The first task is to cut the associations with YouTube, or as Google calls it the subscriber base. Only a global peace initiative will result in the restoration of normal-ness-ness. The second task is direct engagement with the street drifting anarchists who are causing mayhem, mayhem, mayhem on the streets across the world. This will not be easy, normal non-street drifting people will resist any notion of peace talks after suffering from years of ear aching and tut-tut terror. We must be resolute in our approach, victory will be ours.