To be fair Honest John (which is debatable on so many levels) is fairly honest (which is debatable on so many levels). If we made any of the statements Nizzle Kicks (AKA Mark Nichol, AKA Geordie, AKA wey-aye-me-lad) makes about the Lamborghini Urus we would get banned. Why? because we are as visible as a small fly on the dark side of the moon. Therefore, our reach is tiny, our audience is made up of three daily visitors. Four if we count Carwow… And we don’t do enough industry backslapping, fake smiling, lying eyes, glad-handing, pretending, etc.

Therein lies the problem with this Lamborghini Urus review. It’s a series of honest (debatable on so many levels) statements. A depressing monologue if you will. And too much face-to-camera and not enough time spent on filming the Urus. We reckon the Honest John accounts place little value on video production. The exception being Green-Screen.

The Honest John YouTube channel has 31k subs, and this Lamborghini Urus review gathered just 5k reviews. That’s low, like loner low, like those guys who upload pre-gun-rampage-rant-video low.

Admittedly it’s much better than what we’re doing. But if you have a Lamborghini Urus to video-review it’s a guaranteed click marathon on YouTube. A revenue generator.

I feel scratchy right now, I’m off to take a shower.