Thanks to Jeremy Clarkson we have something to write about… Which is more than we can say about the new look Top Gear. But we are not able pass anymore comment about Top Gear because Mr Rory Reid had his Idi Amin moment after a Twitter meltdown/spat with us by telling his small band of followers not to read this post. Fair enough the post is incomprehensible, incoherent and worse than click bait. However this post is about Clarkson who may have taken a career divergence. And thankfully it’s no longer a slow news day as Jeremy Clarkson reveals his new career path… Assembling boxes. Forget about The Grand Tour, when Clarkson signed up to Amazon little did he realise that he would have to pass a corporate theory test. Because Amazon are more known for shipping many, many goods of various descriptions Clarkson has been told by Amazon Content Managers to get his fingers dirty. OK well he hasn’t but as part of The Grand Tours new sponsorship deal with a well known shipping courier Clarkson and co have been told to do a little bit of promotion. The promotion centres on Clarkson’s highly regarded lack of common sense when it comes to doing everyday menial tasks. A flat pack box should take a few seconds for most normal people, but for Clarkson the complexities of card board prove to be overwhelming. We haven’t quite finished filling this post with useless commentary but we have to end it here, just watch the damn video people.