Compared to Carwow we here at DCB HQ are poverty-stricken. Whereas Carwow has fancy offices and free food and beverages on demand – that’s how tech companies operate – we here at DCB HQ use food banks during our afternoon break. Being a proper motoring journalist is a poorly paid venture for sure. But not at Carwow which appears to be a paradise compared to our primordial existence.

Being at the top of their tech and journalistic game Carwow is feted for being leaders in their industry. And as a result, they get the media invites to attend exclusive automotive press launches. Or as we refer to them, corporate mind control events.

And it appears Carwow pays their staff very well, well enough for Mat Watson to afford a £1,000 Canada Goose winter jacket. That Canada Goose jacket… the one loaded with real duck feathers. Oh and he also reviewed the Porsche Tycan… git…