By Michelle Joe, May 16, 2022
We’re really concerned for the welfare and wellbeing of Rebecca Jackson, it appears the Car Gurus expert reviewer has developed Yellow Fever yet again. The amount of yellow being worn throughout the duration of her latest review is enough to give us River Blindness. Thankfully we have at our disposal a large dose of Ivermectin to reduce any symptoms.
Jackson is reviewing the latest generation Lexus NX. That’s all we have to say on the matter… difficulty typing… too much yellow… River Blindess…can’t see… temporary vision loss…can no longer see… Ivermectin… Hey, I’m better again.