Okay, so it’s quick news day here at Daily Car Blog. With the last days of summer slipping away, we’re determined to savour these precious moments before Blighty is engulfed by clouds and the temperature nosedives into the usual dreariness. But hey, let’s shift gears to the upgraded Audi RS 3, the key facts and not much more:

Revised styling: The exterior receives sharper styling enhancements with a new look diffuser, motorsport-inspired wheels 9whatever that means), and carbon details.

Enhanced vehicle dynamics: new standard tyres and more precise tuning of chassis control systems for optimized corneringProgressive interior:

Performance: The 2.5 TFSI engine from Audi Sport with generates 400PS and a maximum torque of 500Nm, 0-62mph takes 3.8 seconds, the top speed is limited to 155mph.

Interior upgrade: RS sport seats for excellent lateral support, double-flattened steering wheel, and new displays and design elements

I don’t know why you need an Audi RS 3 in your life. For £60K you can buy a used Porsche 911 which is infinitely superior by order of magnitude, a real sports car for real people. We recommend not buying this dreary homage to sports cars.

But if you are dumb enough to buy one, the RS 3 Sportback (£59,510) and RS 3 Saloon (£60,510) go on sale in September. The UK line-up comprises RS 3, RS 3 Carbon Black, and RS 3 Carbon Vorsprung