Boring but bland Skoda currently occupies a literal blank space, desperately trying to remember why it exists in the first place. The mood is so bleak at Boring but bland Skoda that management has resorted to switching off the lights in a bizarre ritual, hoping to reconnect with some long-lost era when being boring was at least relevant.
Yet, after years of marinating in a thick fog of deep blandness, the brand proudly emerges to reveal… the Boring but bland Skoda Vision O Estate. A car so forgettable, you’ll forget you just forgot it.
The boring but bland Skoda Vision O Estate Concept will stagger into the spotlight at a “special” presentation in Munich on September 8—provided you can keep your eyes open long enough, and provided someone at Skoda figures out where the light switch is. Don’t get your hopes up on either count.
