We don’t review Mercedes much these days. Jane keeps telling us they’re short on cars and drowning in booking requests. She’s been saying that for years.

And yet somehow, more requests keep piling up—and Jane keeps unearthing more press cars like some kind of automotive magician. We have no idea how she does it, but clearly, she does.

Occasionally, we email her just to see if she’s still using the same excuse. And, of course, she is. Why fix something that’s already working?

We half-email Jane to annoy her, half to see if she’s smart enough to ignore us. Verdict: not so much. She’s too much of a pro.

Meanwhile, our friends at Autogefühl have taken care of the petrol CLA review so we don’t have to. Lucky for us, because honestly, we’d probably just end up emailing Jane again.