Carwow’s Mat Watson, a car review YouTube sensation, is surely in line for a Nobel Peace Prize after creating a genius fly-catching device for cars. The device operates via a unique hinge mechanism (his jaw), which engages an aperture (his gob).

The fly becomes disoriented, and the aperture (his gob) tricks it into escape mode, triggering an instinctive evasive action to head for a place of darkness (his gob). The aperture (his gob) closes with remarkable speed, thus trapping the fly and sending it into the sarlacc (his stomach).

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To the best of our knowledge, Mat Watson hasn’t invented a fly catcher; he’s a car reviewer who frequently opens his gob while attempting to make words make sense.

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We are still trying to verify whether Mat Watson is a car reviewer, so we’ve turned to BBC Verify for confirmation—because nothing screams reliable, unbiased journalism quite like BBC Verify.

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BBC Verify is, frankly, a pile of gobshite.

Ends.

… he’s reviewing the Bentley Bentyga.