A brand-new Bugatti Chiron will set you back £3.2 million. Mat Armstrong? He paid exactly zero. Why? He’s fixing it for a mate somewhere in Jerk Water, Miami.

Mat started on YouTube with nothing but a camera and some elbow grease. Now? He can casually afford a Patek Philippe wristwatch.

If that name doesn’t ring a bell, it’s basically the kind of watch millionaires and billionaires wear when they want to whisper, “Yes, I’m absurdly rich.”

Of course, as the Epstein files reminded us, some of those billionaires have all the money and none of the class.

So we’ll stick with Mat — a self-made, bootstrap millionaire — strutting around with a watch worth £56,000 like it’s a pack of chewing gum.

Anyway, back to the video: Matty Boy is under the hood of a Chiron, working his magic, all while casually rocking a Patek Philippe Nautilus. Because why not?