Exclusive Interview With Car Nut Shia LaBeouf

He was the face of the Transformer movie franchise and famously drove the ‘that’ yellow Chevy in said movie, he turned Indiana Jones into a laughing stock and has since gone on to turn his back on Hollywood and super-stardom.

Looking suspiciously spic and span and a lot more presentable than his recent public disorder offences and run in with New York Cop’s Shia took time out of his busy schedule, which consists of a series of more planned public disorder notifications , spitting, acting like a jerk and some more spitting.

However Shia LaBeouf couldn’t turn his back on giving an exclusive interview with dailycarblog.com. The following is a transcript of the interview.

DCB: Shia, thank you so much for agreeing to do this interview, do YOU! know who we are?

Shia LaBeouf: Don’t worry about it pop’s no one’s heard of you that’s why I am doin’ this, I mean what F..K is ‘car-daily-blog’ about, who makes a living out these crappy blog sites anyway’s.

DCB: AHEM… well…errm… why don’t we start by asking about your on screen chemistry with..

Shia LaBeouf, (interrupts): Megan

DCB: No, Bumble Bee, I mean that yellow Chevrolet Camaro, what was it like to drive?

Shia LaBeouf: I am not famous anymore

DCB: …Excuse me?

Shia LaBeouf: I am not famous any more.

DCB: …OK… why don’t we talk about Hollywood and your rise to stardom?

Shia LaBeouf: I am not famous anymore.

DCB: ……..So…what about that movie you did alongside Brad Pitt….whats it called again…Shrek?

Shia LaBeouf: I am not famous anymore.

With that Shia stood and began spitting at us, yelling and hollering ‘I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE M….ER F…ER’, it may have looked as though Shia was running after us and it may have looked like Shia was clutching a McDonald’s burger biting from it and spitting mouthfuls towards us as we ran for cover, but it was just another typical day in down town New York.

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