Idiot Attempts To Light A Cigarette Using A GTR
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYD6uamnNM This idiot with his slick-back-undercut hairstyle and designer tracksuit this attempts to light a cigarette using the exhaust flames of a Nissan GTR while its being tuned up on a Dyno. It can only mean one thing, the man in the video is from Essex. Essex is a county in Englandshire where the local inhabitants speak as though they are chewing gum when in reality no one in Essex chews gum at all because it’s unfashionable. For example the peoples of Essex pronounce “country” as “cown-tree”. People who hail from Essex also say things like “innit” which is like a verbal full stop added to punctuate the end of every sentence. And people like this track suited wearing Essex lad do un-English things for the amusement of the YouTube generation. The GTR in question belongs to EzizelGamingHD another YouTuber getting minted out of posting crap on YouTube. Why didn’t we think of posting crap on YouTube and getting minted… were just envious really. We want that hairstyle, that designer tracksuit, that GTR and hangers-on who will fawn at everything we do because we got properly minted out of YouTube.  
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