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Why More Power Really Is Manna From Heaven
Jeremiah Clarkson
Because of my superior abilities that overshadow the above and below average mealy mouthed and inferior English compatriot, I am able to afford and therefore drive a range of cars that is out of reach for those I constantly look down upon. You would never see me own a 1.0-litre car, like a Vauxhall Corsa. The typical Corsa is driven by common people, or as I call them lunatics. These people have no other concern in life other than for getting drunk… at 9am then going shopping for more alcohol and then getting drunk for the rest of the day. If you have been past by a speeding Vauxhall Corsa on the motorway doing 100mph in the fast lane you know the owner is drunk. I mean where are these people with far less intelligence than a fungus spore going that requires them to drive so fast? Do you honestly think a Vauxhall Corsa owner driving at 100mph in the fast lane is going to a very important business meeting in Canary Wharf? NO! he’s or she is going to the pub. These people should be sterilised, sent to the Russian Gulag. Or they should be sent to fight the Islamic State of Levante. Only lunatics such as Vauxhall Corsa owners have the power to defeat tyranny and I can well imagine Islamic State fleeing in terror once they see drunken British hordes amassing in huge numbers. That’s what the Spanish have been doing for years whenever the British go on Holiday to Ibiza or the Costa Del Con. In that regard these drunken British holidayers are worse than Islamic State. Power, nothing is more impressive than power. Power is an illusion, just look at Colonel Gaddafi, Nicolae Ceaușescu and Jeremy Corbyn. Two of these people had the illusion of power, Corbyn is a UK politician in power as the leader of the opposition. Like Ceaușescu and Gaddafi Corbyn has no meaningful power. However he is given the illusion of power through the national vote. The only real way you can experience true power is via the automobile. The car is true freedom, and if you own the right car it doesn’t just give you that mealy mouthed illusion of power it gives you true definition of power. Not that pathetic Corsa, I am talking about the V8’s, V12’s supercars of a very powerful vintage. Once you experience the power of a supercar everything else seems tame by comparison and a car of a lesser vintage can never replace that surge of raw, potent, mechanical surge that seems to bend space time before your very eyes. You see modern day supercars on average do 600bhp and while you can never realistically use all that power on public roads, except in short burts, it always better have to more power than Corsa power. Knowing that you have more bhp power at your disposal more than you will ever require is true power because you are total in control. And having the feeling that you can outpace every other car on the road when it isn’t really necessary is properly manna from heaven.  Jeremiah-Clarkson-Stare
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