I didn’t want to be involved in this article. We’re only featuring it so we can get as much SEO / clickbait / Whitehat SEO as is possible. Even that strategy is short term because do you think hordes of Royal family obsessives are going to come back to read more daily car blog articles? of course not. I am personally not interested in what Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor do. I hope I get sacked, rather than cover this right royal nonsense.

And I do not understand why Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor are so talked about in the British media. But everybody does know why. Harry and Meghan are fodder to feed the mass market. More coverage of them gets more clicks. More clicks gets more advertising revenue. It’s an endless cycle of money-making.

Then you get these judgemental, lecturing tabloid hacks who callout Meghan and Harry for hypocrisy while totally ignoring their own exploitative hypocrisy. For tabloid hacks, the more you talk about Megsie and Harry the more you get paid.

And some of these tabloid hacks are awful, The Sun, Dailymail. I have met a few of these folks over the years at various functions. They come across as sneering, superior as though they are doing everyone a favour. Self-important snowflakes who are paid to cause outrage.

Most of them live in the South of France, lecture the country on the virtues of Britishness while downing another bottle of Beaujolais.

Don’t believe what you read in the media, most of it is full of crap. I could say Megahan and Harry are my friends. No one in their right mind would believe such a thing. Anyway, Meghan Markle. Harry of Windsor. Who can blame them for wanting to get the fuck out of this country?