You’ve got to hand it to the styling team at Bentley, inside and out the new Continental GT is awesomely styled, there is not a single area of criticism we can think of. OK, so the Continental GT has got a premiership footballers image problem here in the UK. But that particular narrative has been propagated by certain sections of the media. I am not a footballer, I don’t watch football, I have no interest in who wins the Premiership, but I know I want a Bentley Continental GT.

However, realistically speaking, I know I will never be able to own Bentley because I have damned myself to journalism. This means I will end up living in a tent on a windswept hill, in Wales, cold, penniless but living on memories, reliving a moment when I ‘Ritz-ed’ up to London’s Knightsbridge in Continental GT loaned from Bentley.

But anyway, the Continental GT meets Yiannimize. This is the part we don’t understand. New Bentley ordered. Next step, take new Bentley to Yiannimize because the new owner doesn’t like the factory spec colour. Yiannimize wraps the Continental GT in satin grey, job done… evening all.