No, please, no… this can not be true… if it is then we are fearful of a new continuous era of bloody awful Volkswagens. Our long term review of the bloody awful Tiguan has left us scarred, we developed PTSD and required hours of counseling to get over the sheer disappointment that is the bloody awful Tiguan. When news of a possible, equally bloody awful Tiguan Coupe was revealed we all experienced flashbacks, cold sweats, and nightmares, though not at the same time.

Apparently, according to Chinese media, Volkswagen is gearing up an additional Tiguan model to inflict yet more compact SUV pain and suffering, for no particular reason at all. Actually, there is a reason, more sales, more dividends, increased executive bonuses. Coupe based derivatives of SUVs are becoming the norm these days

Manufacturers are finding new ways to prise open consumer interest in trying alternative models of exactly what is already offered. The Tiguan is bloody awful, therefore, in conclusion, the Tiguan Coupe will offer the exact same awfulness.

The Tiguan Coupe’s bloody awful mission is to offer alternative styling. But with less practicality courtesy of the rear sloping roof. Every engine, trim and optional extras you’ve seen them all before on the Bloody awful Tiguan.

The rendering shown is based on predictions and spy shots and was generated by digital artist Kolesa.