Jeremy Clarkson - Daily Car Blog
Is The award Wining Mazda MX 5 Exclusively Bought By Paedophiles?
Jeremiah Clarkson

Is there any evidence to back up the long held populist belief that the Mazda MX 5 is exclusively bought by paedophiles? I don’t know I’m just making this up as I go along because that’s what journalists do, make things up and get paid to gaslight the hell out of their clueless audience. And those journalists who can gaslight the best get paid the best because they work for the industrial methane equivalent of media publications. Look at the Brexit coverage here in Blighty, methane media gaslighting from the most respected publications in Englandshire. Look at WMD and the Iraq war, methane media gaslighting. The Dacia Sandero winning awards, methane media gaslighting. The war on terror, turns out my pals in the industrial-military complex and the deep-deep state are equally good at terrorism when it suits their political agenda, corporate oligarch pals and geopolitical stratagem.

How can we the British be so good at things like war, stealing oil resources for ‘humanitarian purposes’ and be so bad at handling a Pandemic? The reason is simple, and there is plenty of evidence to back this up. The world is secretly ruled by a subclass of Mazda MX-5 pedophile owners. The endless oil wars, turning prosperous countries into failed states, the Pandemic… it’s all a distraction. And the evidence is in plain sight, or rather the statistical evidence. Mazda sells around 13,000 MX-5s every year to all markets, chicken feed to a modern automotive manufacturer. Why make so few? because the paedos are buying them. Yet Mazda is completely unaware.

The small sports coupe roadster is an aging concept appealing to a generation that is slowly dying out. Yet the Mazda MX-5 has become a rallying point for the pedophiles hoping to recruit a new generation, Generation 13 as it is known. The MX-5 is an identifier, a secret code for these people who want to continue to hide out in plain sight. The MX-5 is not the last stand for the aging paedophile, it is being viewed as a handing over of the baton. I know what I am talking about because I have done considerable research into the links between paedophilia and the Mazda MX-5.

My sources are impeccable, ranging from the highly regarded Alex Jones to QAnon forums and very fine Trump supporters. The Mazda MX 5 should be destroyed and wiped from Wikipedia’s database, only then can we all defeat the rise of Generation 13.


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