G’day mates turns out driving a powerful Mercedes C63 S AMG in the wet down under is just the same as driving a C63 S AMG up-under. Or as scientists call it, the Northern hemisphere. The Coriolis effect has no scientific value for stupidity for this A over T drongo driver. We don’t really know if he is an alkie but he was defo acting the goat during an all-froth and no beer moment in the middle lane of the Mt Lindsey Highway Browns Plains QLD.

Mind you this drongo probably needed some amber fluid after running out of common sense. On a wet highway, the drongo driver prods the accelerator for a bit of Aussie arsing around. Turns out he mugs himself and his C63 S into a ditch. Which is where this drongo driver permanently belongs.

Well it’s beer o’clock for me, my evening will be spent bellyaching about me ball and chains. I need to belt up and bend the elbow as I barbie me way into the early hours of tomorrow… mate…