We can not honestly say if the new bloody awful Volkswagen Tiguan is truly awful or merely a continuation of the last generation’s bloody awful Tiguan which is why we left part of the banner headlines empty. Once we have gotten around to testing the new bloody awful Tiguan we will then have definitive evidence if it still possesses that latent awfulness or if it has progressed to a quasi-neutral status, rising just above awful, but retaining an essence “ness” of not being particularly good.
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In any case, the new, yet-to-be-confirmed, bloody awful Tiguan is now available for purchase in the UK, with retail prices set to start at £34,060. The standard equipment isn’t all that awful—featuring the usual LED daytime running lights, LED headlights, and rear LED lamps… you know what we’re not going to shill for VW, screw them.
If you’re curious for more details, just head down to your local VW dealershit. However, we will share the price list, which serves as a stark reminder that mediocrity is becoming more expensive with each new generation.
| Model | Price (RRP OTR inc VAT) |
| Tiguan 1.5 TSI 130 PS with seven-speed DSG (base model) | £34,060.00 |
| Tiguan Life 1.5 TSI 130 PS with seven-speed DSG | £35,905.00 |
| Tiguan Life 1.5 TSI 150 PS with seven-speed DSG | £36,705.00 |
| Tiguan Life 1.5 TSI 204 PS eHybrid with six-speed DSG | TBC |
| Tiguan Life 2.0 TDI 150 PS with seven-speed DSG | £37,905.00 |
| Tiguan Elegance 1.5 TSI 150 PS with seven-speed DSG | £39,275.00 |
| Tiguan Elegance 1.5 TSI 204 PS eHybrid with six-speed DSG | TBC |
| Tiguan Elegance 2.0 TDI 150 PS with seven-speed DSG | £40,475.00 |
| Tiguan R-Line 1.5 TSI 150 PS with seven-speed DSG | £39,680.00 |
| Tiguan R-Line 2.0 TSI 204 PS 4MOTION with seven-speed DSG | TBC |
| Tiguan R-Line 2.0 TSI 265 PS 4MOTION with seven-speed DSG | TBC |
| Tiguan R-Line 1.5 TSI 204 PS eHybrid with six-speed DSG | TBC |
| Tiguan R-Line 1.5 TSI 272 PS eHybrid with six-speed DSG | TBC |
| Tiguan R-Line 2.0 TDI 150 PS with seven-speed DSG | £40,880.00 |
