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Shockingly Disgusting Mercedes Stretches The Boundaries of Taste
Worst Car of the Week
When we won WW2 we didn’t expect, so many peaceful years later, that Germany would begin a new war on a new front. This neo-war isn’t about fighting them on the beaches, fighting them over beach towels or even fighting them at the football stands. No sir. This fight is about taste, about bad German taste that is inflicting serious wounds upon our souls. This can be evidenced by the disgusting looking Mercedes Maybach S600 Pullman Guard, or as we call it WTF! This… thing.. is representative of bad taste, bad German taste and we must fight this scourge until it is eradicated. The German’s have longed to be more like the British, that’s a historical fact. However they have planted spies, such as the Queen who is German but we in England see her as being quintessentially British. Let me tell you what British is really about, it’s Bentley, it’s Rolls Royce… OK so they are German too. (the Rolls Royce is just a glorified and stretched 7 series FFS). This is what British is it’s Harris Tweed, Churchill Shoes, Dyson, Shazam, Brunel, John Logie Baird, Berners-Lee, Alexander Graham Bell, The Mini (OK the inventor was Turkish/Greek/German), Joseph Swan and the chocolate bar, possibly the iPhone. What did the Germans ever do for Blighty…ehh? Lets forget about the V2s and the unexplored ordnance. OK so they saved the British car industry… Well so did the Japanese and lots of other foreign investment. OK so we Brits haven’t exactly defended our island whatever the cost may be. But at least we still have a flair for design, in pretty much every important field from fashion to industrial design we Brits should be proud of that, that’s our true legacy, a gift to the world. A British designer would never purposely create this designed for plutocrats Pullman misery. The only people capable of signing a check for this monstrosity masquerading as an automobile are the wealthiest one percent while they look down on the 99 percent who make it or either dream about owning it. But never will. If you do get into the 1 percent league by say making an app that turns into a billion dollar goldmine and you want to splash the cash we say don’t get this in your face, superfluous nonsense. Buy a shiny gold suit if you want to display your wealth. Mercedes, you have for too long tried to make a Rolls Royce out of the S Class, this is about discrete taste and not turning a car into target practice for US blue-on-blue rocket strikes. Mercedes, what ever you call it or however long you make it, it will always be an S Class and that’s why you Mercedes Pullman are the worst car of the week. ….we’re back….  mercedes-maybach-s-600-pullman-guard
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