Typically, a car as unwieldy as the Mercedes Maybach EQS would land itself on the roster for the “worst Car of The Week.” However, today marks a departure from the norm. Mercedes is engaging in a form of genocide – design-style genocide, to be precise. In this case, genocide alludes to the widespread obliteration of design principles that Mercedes is presently executing. It appears that the automotive realm has given its designers and stylists the green light to embark on a bombing campaign – a design-styling bombing campaign, triggered by the ruthless assault on the corporation’s marketing division through a data-driven survey fraught with factual errors.
In retaliation for the assault on the marketing division, the leadership at Mercedes has authorized its design-styling division to initiate a bombing campaign – a design-style bombing. The objective of this campaign is to systematically bombard the senses into submission, inflicting widespread pain and causing mass suffering on an unprecedented scale. Numerous victims, predominantly innocent, have suffered injuries, and the resulting death toll is catastrophic.
That is to say, the death of hope, for a world devoid of hope is one not worth inhabiting. Paradoxically, millions of individuals persist in hoping for a world without war – specifically, design wars. Nevertheless, the ongoing approval of poorly styled cars serves no purpose other than to prompt us all to scrutinize the fundamental nature of existence itself.
As Mercedes relentlessly pursues this design-style genocide, the prospect of aesthetically pleasing cars diminishes. Meanwhile, the remainder of the automotive industry and crucial media allies observe the unfolding scenario, opting to avert their gaze. Instead of addressing the glaring issue, they choose to divert attention by gaslighting their audience with tempting offers such as a 5-year warranty, discount promo codes, or remarkably flawless reviews.
What have we become if we are too afraid to speak out?
Here at the Daily Car Blog, we earnestly implore Mercedes to halt this barbaric assault, this barbaric design-style assault. We also appeal for an immediate cessation of hostile, genocidal warfare – specifically, the termination of hostile, genocidal design-style warfare. Our senses can withstand only so much. The Mercedes Maybach EQS represents an assault on aesthetic sensibilities, and we advocate for a peaceful transfer of power, urging the restoration of perfect, harmonious design and style.
